Tuesday, 9 June 2015

1980's rock

It turns out what we have living in our roof is a rodent called a Loir. They are supposedly harmless, although I'm not convinced as I'm sure I could hear it dragging a corpse around yesterday afternoon.

The way to get rid of them is to play loud music. I played my extensive collection of 1980's rock all afternoon. I was secretly hoping it would still be there when I'd finished as it would be nice to finally find someone who likes 1980's rock as much as I do, but by the time I had exhausted my catalogue of W.A.S.P, RATT and DOKKEN albums the little prick had fucked off. Rodents, like humans, have no taste in music.




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