Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Certain death

Great news! The asp vipers only come on to our terrace in the evenings! I mean, what the ruddy fuck?
The french need to get control of their asp vipers before I take the law into my own hands and run for my tubby little life.

 Asp viper? Ass wiper more like! Ha ha!... yeah... don't tell it I said that.

I realise now that everything in rural France wants to eat us.

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